Worst day EVER!

Here is a bit of advice. If you are a chubby mother of five, do not, I repeat DO NOT go to town wearing a sundress with an empire waist. If you still have a bit of a belly, from oh, I don't know... birthing 5 children!??!!! DO NOT go to town wearing a sundress with an empire waist.

Why?

People will want to know when you are due.

I'm not even pregnant! At least, I don't think I am.