Naked bum-bum in my house!

Why is it that my 2 year-old loves to be naked?

Now, I don't mean running around in a diaper or panties. I mean completely, absolutely buck-naked. Little toddler buns bouncing here and there...

I thought that it was her way of showing that she's ready to be potty-trained. And it probably is. So, why won't she tinkle in the toilet???
This is how it works:
*stripper music starts to play*
Clothes come off.
Tear away one side of the diaper.
Tear away the other.
Run like hell.
MomVader yelling, "Rose! Leave it on! Get back here! We do not take our diaper off!"
Giggles coming from some remote location in the house.
Find the little moster.
Put her on the toilet.
Little 2 year-old voice saying, "Paw-ey, paw-ey, paw-ey."
MomVader saying, "Yes. Potty." in a very encouraging mommy voice.
97 hours later...


No potty.

Set her down, go get diaper.
Meanwhile....
pee everywhere one the floor!

I have decided that she really doesn't need any summer clothes. One outfit should be plenty in case we go somewhere. I can just buy the other kids some more clothes. You know, the kids who stay clothed!

OR... I could make her wear a really spiffy jumpsuit that zips up the back. That will look great! Or maybe a little pink gas station coveralls number.