My Birthday

I didn't go get my free video today. I just now remembered and frankly, I'm just too lazy to go get it.
I didn't eat tons of cake either. Probably because I don't have any cake. Believe me, if it was here, I would definitely eat it.
I have 2 assignments that are overdue and I really should do them, but it's my birthday so I'm not going to. That's my present to myself. No homework. It was my present to myself yesterday and the day before as well. I'm usually pretty good at making sure my school work gets done. That's why I have a 3.8 GPA. I'm not sure why I don't feel like doing it lately.

Now that I have reached middle age, I think it's about time I get answers to my burning questions:

1. "They" say if you starve yourself, you'll store fat. Well, where the hell are anorexics storing it then?

2. Are people on yahoo answers really THAT stupid? Just take a test already! It would save us all so much time not reading your, "Am I pregnant?" posts.

3. Why can't I get replacement microphones for SingStar? And why isn't SingStar 90's PS3 compatible? The other ones are.

4. Why do people say they wouldn't change anything if they could go back in time? I would! I think people are lying.

5. Why are power ballads so incredibly awesome?

Those are my questions for today. On my birthday. My 35th birthday. Ew.