The best dessert ever????????

So, yesterday was grocery shopping day. Boo! Not my favorite sport, but I love the results. A cart full of yummy food. I'm going to get some steaks, some really good cheese, some brownies, some really good cheese, some bagels, some really good cheese, some fresh bread and butter, some really good cheese...

Did I mention I REALLY love cheese?

Yeah, so I started out the day with high hopes for yummies in my tummy.

Then...

I got dressed...

My favorite jeans. Usually comfy. A size bigger than I'm used to, but I don't care. I'm one of those girls who doesn't really understand exactly how fat I am anyway. Yeah, I know I wear a 16, but I have myself brainwashed to the point where I am convinced I "look" like I wear an 8.

I put those jeans on and... wait!

What's this?? I can't bend over very well? I have to suck in to zip? What the H###??????????????????????

OK. Fine! I guess it's time to do something about this.

I know! I know!

I'm going to start to eat healthy stuff. As I make this decision for the 97th time in my life, I realize I have no idea what to buy.

I make it to the store after 4 hours of research on the internet. I actually buy only healthy food.

Uh oh. Dessert time! We are all accustomed to the gooey, fattening, clog your arteries in one sitting desserts. So, I figured out this dessert. It was surprisingly good.

Banana Split Cake

Smash a banana, some strawberries, and pineapple in a bowl.
Mix in some light whipped topping.
Frost an Angel food cake with the mess you now have in the bowl.
Drizzle some sugar-free chocolate syrup on the top.

So now you have a cake that looks like someone already ate it. It is so good though!