Boiled geeeooose

Geese are migrating back up north and are currently using my back yard as a rest area. This probably means that old people will be having sex in my backyard soon. While this makes perfect sense to some, for all of you confused people out there, I will explain.

It is a process.

1. The geese are loud and it's starting to piss me off.
2. I'm about to go out there and wring some goosey necks.
3. I'm getting hungry.
4. Dead goose + hungry = Hey, I could cook this goose!
5. Now we have boiled goose.

Now, those of us "in the know" understand that it is only a matter of time before someone wearing fingerless gloves shows up with a boombox.

Aw, crap. Old people sex.